i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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