If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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