i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Another day, another engagement, another cat
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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