But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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