if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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