u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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