do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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