watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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