My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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