When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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