You're earring is so big in my mouth
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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