it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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