my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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