New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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