Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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