ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
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I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize