And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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