Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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