Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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