I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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