The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Randomize