Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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