how can u be prego again
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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