at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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