GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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