when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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