guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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