For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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