some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Your cock deserves a montage
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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