I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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