I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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