You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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