I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
