Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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