For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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