the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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