You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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