Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I will pee on everything he values.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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