im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i drank out of a bidet.
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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