At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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