I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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