I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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