All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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