How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Dignity is for republicans.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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