So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I bet he comes in French.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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