Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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