Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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