Duck Duck Cougar?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I have post one night stand depression
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