Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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