How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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