"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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