Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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