Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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