Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Randomize
