So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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