They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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