Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
love makes seman taste better
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We don't watch enough power rangers
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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