I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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