You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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