How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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